Wishful Thinking Out Loud

Dear Poop,

Please stop waking my daughter up early. Please.

Sincerely,
Tired (of Poop)

Dear Baby,

Please get on a sleep schedule already. Pick a time you want to take your naps and let me know. Heck, pick a number of naps you want to take per day, we can start with that! For someone who insisted on rolling, sitting, crawling and standing before her brother, I would like to point out that by your age he was on a very regular schedule. This is when you took your nap yesterday and the day before, what do you mean you’re not tired??

Love,
Mommy

Dear Toddler,

Please be nice to your sister all the time, not just sometimes. Your truck did not run over her feet, you ran the truck over her feet.

Love,
Mom

Dear Cats,

Please stop with the hairballs. Just let me brush you once in a while, it will help!

Love,
Mom

Dear Dog,

Please stop eating the hairballs. Really, stop.

Love,
Mom

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