Please stop waking my daughter up early. Please.
Tired (of Poop)
Please get on a sleep schedule already. Pick a time you want to take your naps and let me know. Heck, pick a number of naps you want to take per day, we can start with that! For someone who insisted on rolling, sitting, crawling and standing before her brother, I would like to point out that by your age he was on a very regular schedule. This is when you took your nap yesterday and the day before, what do you mean you’re not tired??
Please be nice to your sister all the time, not just sometimes. Your truck did not run over her feet, you ran the truck over her feet.
Please stop with the hairballs. Just let me brush you once in a while, it will help!
Please stop eating the hairballs. Really, stop.