Big Tease

I’m having contractions. A lot of them. Every day, multiple times a day, sometimes for 30 minutes or more I’ll have a contraction every 5 minutes like clock work. The problem is THEY’RE ALL FAKE!

Sometimes they actually hurt, but sometimes they’re just uncomfortable. Sometimes they go away if I change positions, but mostly they don’t care. The first time it happened (like 2 weeks ago) I actually thought maybe something was going on. Obviously I was wrong because here I am, having contractions and I can’t even be bothered to time them right now because in addition to them being fake, they’re actually pretty on schedule too. Is that weird? During the day I don’t really notice the time but in the evening (and OVERNIGHT) I can predict fairly accurately when it’s going to happen.

This did not happen to me last time. I only remember having a couple of actual braxton hicks contractions at all, they were certainly never actually anything I would consider false labor.

My doctor asked if I was having contractions and I said YES ALL THE TIME!  Hoping that it meant something. She said “Oh good!” and it means nothing (except that my body is doing exactly what it should do and blah blah blah) but it’s just SO WEIRD to me.

So on that note I’m heading to bed and hopefully they’ll go away by the time I get myself tucked in because I’m really not good at falling asleep while they’re going on (so it makes me sad if they actually wake me up usually around 2ish in the morning. THANKS, body)!

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Two Weeks to Go!

I’m officially two weeks away from my due date and I AM SO READY it’s not even funny. As of last Thursday I am 3cm dilated and 70% effaced and that’s further along than I was when I went into labor last time so…. ANY TIME NOW, right? Right?? My next appointment is on Wednesday and I already can’t wait!

Sadly, as of my last hematologist appointment my platelets were back down so now I’m on prednisone daily until the baby is born. Fortunately it’s a lower dose and so far it sucks a LOT less than the other steroid.

In the mean time we’ve been trying to get things done around the house. We (mostly Nate but I helped a little) painted the foyer and the play room (former dining room).

Painting projects

Nate hung up some beautiful letters that Meg ordered for us. She and I painted the letters and I just love love LOVE the way it turned out!

New Playroom

We’ve knocked out everything on our to-do list and I feel like I keep trying to find additional things to add to it to keep us busy until the baby comes. I mean I can clean the house like 500 more times, but that’s kind of exhausting and doesn’t feel nearly as productive as something like recaulking the shower would be. Unfortunately I’m not really in the right kind of shape to be hunched over the shower doing the caulking right now and I do feel a little bad trying to add things to Nate’s list (which is currently empty, but he doesn’t seem to mind as much as I do).

So…. any time now, baby, any time!

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Reigning Queen of Drama (Update)

Reigning Queen of Drama by Geeky-Girl
Reigning Queen of Drama, a photo by Geeky-Girl on Flickr.

She’s fine. I would actually go so far to say that after spending a day at the vet she has made a 100% recovery. Their official diagnosis was “soft tissue damage” and they gave her an anti-inflammatory and said no long walks or big activity for 2 weeks, which is what I had expected and hoped for.

They also said if she was not showing any improvement by Monday to bring her back for the fun (expensive) tests like x-rays (which I would not let them do on Friday) but I honestly haven’t heard her yelp once since she got home.

In addition, she has been running up the stairs, lifting her (injured) leg above her head to chew her foot, and other things like that.

So I’m pretty sure the whole thing was just all in her head. Something hurt, it surprised her and she remembered how concerned we were, so she milked it. Sometimes she really is too smart for her own good.

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My Dog, the Queen of Drama

So yesterday was Layne’s yearly vet trip and for the first time she registered in the “slightly overweight” category (as opposed to the normal/healthy weight range she’s been her whole life). I’m pretty sure this is because she used to walk with me, almost 2 miles like 3 days a week and then I got pregnant and felt sick and stopped walking and then when I stopped feeling sick I started feeling lazy instead and then just exhausted and now that I’m a bout 2.5 weeks from me due date let me tell you, I get winded walking around the block so 2 mile walks are out of the question. And so Layne porked up.

Also last night Jack spent the night at his GiGi and Poppy’s house (my parents) so I bought Layne a 99 cent squeaky toy at Target while I was running errands and was goofing off with her in the living room, watching her run around like a crazy dog. Good exercise, I thought.

So flash forward an hour, Nate and I were going out to dinner and he went to take Layne upstairs to her crate and she took about one giant leap up the stairs and yelped. We assumed she hit her head on the banister (it has happened before) but she squawked and squealed most of the way up. It was weird. When we got home Nate checked her out but couldn’t find anything specific wrong with her except that she yelped pretty much when you touched her.

She spent the evening yipping and yelping randomly when walking, sitting, or laying down (she was not limping, she was not favoring any of her feet, or sides to sit and lay on) so we figured she just stretched a muscle or something dumb while running around. Unfortunately this continued over night (apparently she moves around a lot at night, so there was a lot of yelping) and at one point when I got up to pee (the second time) she was standing in the middle of the floor when I walked back to bed and yelped like I stepped on her when I bumped into her (it’s hard to see a dog laying in the middle of the floor in the dark).

Nate said she refused to walk up the stairs this morning for breakfast so I called the vet and made a plan to drop her off. They had no open appointments but were interested in checking her out. She sulked around all morning, yelping sometimes, head down but still no limping and still didn’t seem to be favoring anything. Then when it was time to go she happily let me put on her leash and happily jumped into the back of my van. Without yelping. She squawked once when she laid down in the back but when we got there she hopped back out with no problem and when we were inside and I started rubbing her down, she was so intent on sniffing whatever she had found on the floor that she barely made a noise when I touched her back leg which had previously caused her to yelp horribly.

I debated all morning about whether or not to take her to the vet. She has a history of high drama when it comes to injuries. She will definitely yelp and cower if you bump into her in the dark overnight (which makes me wonder WHY she moves herself to the middle of the floor between the bed and the wall when I get up to go to the bathroom like she thinks maybe this time I’ll know she’s done it and see her before I step on her. I probably won’t). And I think the memory of the pain or discomfort is causing her to shy away from being examined or yelping when she does something like going up the steps (which is why she didn’t notice me rubbing down her previously sensitive legs while in the lobby of the vet’s office and had no problem stretching them out to jump into and out of the van, because she thought she was going somewhere fun).

All that leaves me waiting for the vet to call. I’m a little worried that sitting at the vet all day will just make her even more dramatic, but really that was our only option unless we wanted to wait til tomorrow and they sounded really judgey when I said maybe that would be a better idea so I went ahead and brought her in. I’m hoping they won’t find anything and maybe she’ll get an anti-inflammatory or sedative to encourage her to take it easy and not move it til whatever it is calms down.

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And Now for More Whining

When the nice doctors put me on steroids to boost my platelet count they reassured me that this would be totally fine for the baby and not to worry. It is completely safe. I, of course, totally believe them and so far I have no reason to think otherwise.

What they forgot to mention was how much the steroids might actually suck for me. With side effects like insomnia, decreased (or increased) appetite, constipation (or diarrhea), light headedness (like medicine head), increased fluid retention, having to pee 5 times a night instead of 2 because of the increased water thing, and just for fun let’s throw in the flushed cheeks. The first morning I thought I must be sick and then realized the flushed cheeks was just one of the many fun side effects possible with this medication.

Thank god I only took it for 4 days and it’s been 2 days since I’ve had to take it. I go back tomorrow to get retested so I’m going to keep my fingers crossed. Hopefully it has boosted my platelets enough that I can take a week off from it instead of having to start another round.

Especially since I finally slept last night, going back to sleep easily after each restroom trip (knocked back to every 3-4 hours, as opposed to the every 2 hours with the steroids) so I actually kind of feel normal today. I’m not ready to give that back up!

(I would totally rather suffer through a few uncomfortable days than do labor with low platelets again. Fortunately that memory is pretty good motivation!)

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Preschool Prep!

Tomorrow morning I’m going to attempt to register Jack for preschool starting in September. Preschool. Starting in September. They’re already registering.

We’re not doing anything too fancy, just signing him up at a local church preschool to get him some socialization basically. Just a part time, 2 day a week 3 hours a day thing. He can learn people skills like playing with other kids and following directions in a group. Important stuff like that, that I just don’t feel like we can do for him 100% at home. At least not without adopting an army of 2 year olds for him to play with.  And I’m just not too keen on the idea of starting him at a preschool where they actually intentionally teach them things. Not that they wouldn’t teach him things here, just that I want this to be about play and not about his future college plans already, you know?

The part that blows my mind about this whole thing (aside from the fact that he’s going to be going to PRESCHOOL! Wasn’t he just a baby?? Is it too soon??) is that this preschool that I’m really hoping he gets into is like the last one to register. Church preschool around here is apparently so highly in demand that not only are we signing him up now for something he won’t attend until SEPTEMBER but they have a lottery system to do it. You show up at the community center, you put your name in a bucket, and then they call names. There is no first come first serve because people started coming crazy early and to be honest, if it had required it, I would gladly have been one of them.

So tomorrow morning my mom is picking Jack up and I’m going to go hopefully get him into a 2 year old class for September. If not I’m going to get him on the wait list and then cross my fingers that some other kid drops out, or gets accepted somewhere else that was actually their first choice or something like that because I only toured two preschools and then I really only liked this one, so hold a good thought for me!

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Labor and Delivery – UnLite

So my due date is rapidly approaching. I’m officially 4 weeks away from it and so actually delivering a baby has been on my mind a lot lately. Currently my OB approved plan is attempt a VBAC with a definite epidural. (She is encouraging the epidural, but to me that part is non-negotiable).

So since it’s been on my mind I figured I’d go ahead and share the longer version in case anyone actually cares. (The shorter version, since I’m going to skip to the part where I was actually in labor at the hospital).

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And Now I Drive a Minivan

I had pretty much given up hope on finding  a van I liked more than my Pilot. With the Pilot I just knew when I drove it that I wanted it, and I definitely did not get that from the vans I had been in so far. And then Craigslist had the PERFECT van listed.

Fast forward almost 2 weeks and I bought a 2008 Honda Odyssey and as of today I sold my Pilot.

I kind of can’t believe it happened so fast. I mean the van was practically too good to be true, and there was another couple interested in it so I was pretty sure I wasn’t going to end up with it anyways. And then I did. So Wednesday I officially “won” the Odyssey, Friday I had the Pilot detailed (it’s really hard to stop referring to it as “my car” but that’s what I’ve almost typed like every time) and listed it for sale and Sunday morning I got a call from a dealership in Hendersonville offering to the buy it. Today I registered the Odyssey and sold the Pilot which is both very exciting, and very sad. (It also means I’ll have to make another trip to the DMV which is very very sad.)

So we’ll see how long it takes before I start thinking of the minivan as “my car” and stop thinking about the Pilot. I still can’t believe it’s gone.

And now I drive a minivan. Sometimes I’m almost embarrassed to say that out loud, but then I use my remote clicker to open the sliding back doors and then I’m totally OK with it.

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The Mega-Nap Dilemma

So today appears to be one of those fluke days when Jack defies napping odds to sleep for.. I don’t actually know how long yet as he is still sleeping. I would say he fell asleep around 1:10, it’s currently 3:40. He usually sleeps for 1.5-2 hours so this is definitely getting into mega-nap territory and that brings me to the dilemma part.

The part where I start wondering… how long is too long? Is there a “too long” or should I shut up and thank my lucky stars that he’s sleeping? I mean he’s had a cough for the last few days that have made sleep less than ideal at night and during nap time, but last night he barely coughed at all and this morning he slept til 7 so I sort of thought that covered it.

And now I start thinking about things like…. is he going to sleep tonight? Is he going to get in bed and play til 9pm? (Not that I mind so much because he’s usually content singing and talking to himself from bed time til whenever he falls asleep, I just feel kind of bad for him that he’s not sleeping). And so should I wake him up? I know, I know.. don’t wake a sleeping baby! But I hate for his schedule to go completely wonky.

On the other hand, I don’t want to wake him up.. does this mean he’ll fall asleep late and therefore sleep later in the morning so I can also sleep later in the morning? (Let’s be real, I’m going to wake up by 7 no matter what happens, my body is programmed it cannot be altered).

So that leaves me here, trying to distract myself on the computer while hoping that he sleeps as long as he needs to sleep, but also hoping that he wakes up soon because long naps like this are SO WEIRD and they freak me out that here I was given this gift that I did not take proper advantage of so what kind of crappy sleep am I going to get tonight in return?

And he’s still sleeping…. stilllll sleeping…. and I’m still staring at the video monitor looking for signs of life and there are none. I’m almost tempted to go start reorganizing the cabinets with the glasses in them to make room for baby bottles and other such stuff, but I know that’s pretty much begging for him to wake up right in the middle and then I’ll just be sad I can’t finish.

So in the mean time if you need me I’ll be on the sofa staring at the video monitor and trying to pretend I’m busy or something.

3:45, still sleeping.

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Cheap Thrills

Ah YouTube. Where would I be without you? Just for fun, here are some of Jack’s current favorites:

The Wheels on the Bus” (Super creepy edition, but really he’ll watch them all)

Shape Train” (And all of the other learning trains)

2009 St. Louis Great Fire Engine Rally Parade” (I love whoever put this one up there)

Heavy Metal Mater” (aka “Green Mater” to Jack, and the rest of Mater’s Tall Tales)

All He Does is Win” (the Tim Tebow song, I dare you not to get this stuck in your head)

I wanted to embed them as well, but I was having trouble getting that plugin to work and frankly I’m too lazy to mess with it right now.

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What to do on a Cold Day?

Thursday we were supposed to be going to Boogie Babies at the town community center, but it was canceled because the instructor had to go out of town for a family thing. So since we had no place to go and I was starting to get afraid that Jack was getting a kind of cabin fever and it was still pretty darn cold (and somewhat wet) outside (yes, we’d been out on little trips earlier in the week, but by the evenings he was so full of extra energy I knew we needed to do something bigger to get it all out) I decided to go to Marbles Kids Museum in Raleigh.

Of course it took us SO MUCH LONGER to get out of the house than I had hoped so instead of getting there by 9:45ish we got there at like 10:20ish and I may have had to circle the block because I missed the parking deck on my first go round, in the end we made it and I’m happy to report that Jack had a blast!

Morning at Marbles Kids Museum

Right when you get to the play area there’s a big front part of a city bus for the kids to “drive” and Jack was instantly in love.

Morning at Marbles Kids Museum

He hit up a few other areas, like this car and the barn, before finding…

Morning at Marbles Kids Museum

TRAINS!

Morning at Marbles Kids Museum

I think he could have played there all day. Several groups of kids came and went while Jack played happily with the trains.

Morning at Marbles Kids Museum

I did manage to drag him away on a temporary detour, but before you knew it we were back at the trains.

Morning at Marbles Kids Museum

I tell you what though, one thing that’s SUPER hard about being a parent in public? Not telling other people’s kids to back the heck off when they come up and snatch something up out of your kid’s hand. Especially if that kid is obviously a few years older. Fortunately Jack is extremely laid back and on the few occasions that it happened he instantly moved on to another train to play with, but man did I have to bite my tongue hard.

Anyways, I think we were there for maybe an hour and 15 minutes or so? When he didn’t even doze a little on the car ride home I was worried that he didn’t do enough running around there, but then he took a nap that lasted slightly over 2 hours and I think it totally paid off. (Anything over about an hour and 20 minutes for this kid is a gift.)

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Exhaustion!

So I was originally going to write this post last night, but at around 8:15 when I was debating between writing this “quick post” or going to bed, I opted to go to bed instead. I was beat!

In the morning Jack and I played for a little bit, then went to the mall to ride the train again and play on Scoop and the other ride on toys, it was big fun! Then we came home and had lunch and before we knew it, it was nap time!

What I should have done was take a nap when Jack took a nap.

Instead what I did was vacuum downstairs, (we moved his bedroom upstairs to his “boy boy room” so I feel safe running the vacuum during nap time now), cleaned the downstairs bathrooms, start a load of towels, cooked a pot roast and mashed potatoes for dinner.

I think I’m getting to be too far along for that much crap all in one day. My back was killing me by bedtime and I think I was asleep practically the instant my head hit the pillow! Or at least after it hit the pillow after I got back up to take some tylenol before bed.

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Overheard on the Monitor

Yesterday when I put Jack down for his nap, this is what I heard:

*Sound of Jack rolling and chewing on his blanket, kind of rustling and nomnomnomnomnoming*

*Sudden slightly panicked crying*

About a minute went by as I tried to decide if I should go up there and see if he hurt himself or was just testing me…

“It’s ok! Don’t cry. It’s ok!”

Aww, he’s comforting himself! Cute. I still wondered what happened at this point and then he switched to…

“Did you bite your finger? It’s ok! Did you bite your finger?”

Mystery solved!

Then back to the sound of rolling around, minus the sound of chewing on his blanket.

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Is it Time Yet?

So I’m on the home stretch. Sort of. I mean I realize next month will be the ACTUAL actual home stretch, but I think with 2 months to go I can claim this as the home stretch too, right?

Anyways, I have a list of things I want to do or to have done and I’m not sure what is too soon to do since while I feel like HOME STRETCH there are actually TWO whole months left. Mostly I’m afraid if I do these things now then I’ll run out of things to do in the last month and I’m thinking if my nesting instincts are so strong right now, what will they be doing in a month?

So far my list consists of:

  • Sterilizing bottles/nipples/pacifiers/breast pump stuff
  • Washing baby clothes (which I want desperately to do because THEY’RE SO CUTE but as Jack is still living in the nursery I kind of have no place to put them).
  • Get out bassinet/boppy/carseat/anything else tiny person related.
  • BUY MORE STUFF (I’m not entirely sure what stuff yet, but I know that I would definitely like to buy it).
  • Pack hospital bag.
  • Umm…

You know, this list really seemed longer in my head. So I don’t really remember last time when we started really doing all that stuff, but I feel like it may still be a tad early.

Oh well, if there was more I’m sure I’ll think of it later. Like later tonight while I’m in bed staring at the ceiling unable to sleep due to crazy hormone induced insomnia and sore hips and attempting to sleep propped up to avoid said sore hips. All of this leading up to me being SO GLAD to start only getting 2 hours of sleep at a time because AT LEAST IT WILL BE SLEEP and not just me laying in bed wishing it was sleep, and also all of this pregnancy fun stuff with be a fond memory of “oh it wasn’t so bad” because it’s easy to say that when it’s over.

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Mixed Signals

I don’t think Layne ever actually developed useful signals to let us know when she has to go to the bathroom. Before when I worked it was easy. Nate took her out when he got up, I took her out when I left for work, Nate took her out again when he got home from work and I took her out one last time before bed. Now that I’m home all the time she probably only goes out 3 times per day for the most part, and on those days where maybe it’s been a while since she went out last (like today) she doesn’t do a very good job of letting us know she has to go.

Today we were sitting watching TV and she came out into the living room, and walked back into the bedroom. Then a couple of minutes she came back out and stood in the doorway just watching us. So I figured I’d take a shot. “Layne, do you want to go potty?” and she ran towards the back door and did a circle. I took that for a yes.

Really though, she went NO WHERE NEAR the back door to signal that she had to pee or anything, just the creepy dog staring. After the jumbone incident Nate suggested that maybe we should go back to the bell method we used when she was a puppy (because she also could not tell us she had to potty, instead she used to walk across the living room and just stop in the middle and pee. it was awesome). Basically it was just some bells hung around the door knob that she learned to ding when she had to pee… but I’m kind of worried she’d abuse it. As it is if we’re sleeping and she’s not she doesn’t hesitate to come over and sniff an exposed hand/arm/leg that she can reach in an attempt to lure us out of bed. So in the mean time I guess we’re stuck trying to interpret her creepy dog stares.

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