The Mega-Nap Dilemma

So today appears to be one of those fluke days when Jack defies napping odds to sleep for.. I don’t actually know how long yet as he is still sleeping. I would say he fell asleep around 1:10, it’s currently 3:40. He usually sleeps for 1.5-2 hours so this is definitely getting into mega-nap territory and that brings me to the dilemma part.

The part where I start wondering… how long is too long? Is there a “too long” or should I shut up and thank my lucky stars that he’s sleeping? I mean he’s had a cough for the last few days that have made sleep less than ideal at night and during nap time, but last night he barely coughed at all and this morning he slept til 7 so I sort of thought that covered it.

And now I start thinking about things like…. is he going to sleep tonight? Is he going to get in bed and play til 9pm? (Not that I mind so much because he’s usually content singing and talking to himself from bed time til whenever he falls asleep, I just feel kind of bad for him that he’s not sleeping). And so should I wake him up? I know, I know.. don’t wake a sleeping baby! But I hate for his schedule to go completely wonky.

On the other hand, I don’t want to wake him up.. does this mean he’ll fall asleep late and therefore sleep later in the morning so I can also sleep later in the morning? (Let’s be real, I’m going to wake up by 7 no matter what happens, my body is programmed it cannot be altered).

So that leaves me here, trying to distract myself on the computer while hoping that he sleeps as long as he needs to sleep, but also hoping that he wakes up soon because long naps like this are SO WEIRD and they freak me out that here I was given this gift that I did not take proper advantage of so what kind of crappy sleep am I going to get tonight in return?

And he’s still sleeping…. stilllll sleeping…. and I’m still staring at the video monitor looking for signs of life and there are none. I’m almost tempted to go start reorganizing the cabinets with the glasses in them to make room for baby bottles and other such stuff, but I know that’s pretty much begging for him to wake up right in the middle and then I’ll just be sad I can’t finish.

So in the mean time if you need me I’ll be on the sofa staring at the video monitor and trying to pretend I’m busy or something.

3:45, still sleeping.

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Cheap Thrills

Ah YouTube. Where would I be without you? Just for fun, here are some of Jack’s current favorites:

The Wheels on the Bus” (Super creepy edition, but really he’ll watch them all)

Shape Train” (And all of the other learning trains)

2009 St. Louis Great Fire Engine Rally Parade” (I love whoever put this one up there)

Heavy Metal Mater” (aka “Green Mater” to Jack, and the rest of Mater’s Tall Tales)

All He Does is Win” (the Tim Tebow song, I dare you not to get this stuck in your head)

I wanted to embed them as well, but I was having trouble getting that plugin to work and frankly I’m too lazy to mess with it right now.

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What to do on a Cold Day?

Thursday we were supposed to be going to Boogie Babies at the town community center, but it was canceled because the instructor had to go out of town for a family thing. So since we had no place to go and I was starting to get afraid that Jack was getting a kind of cabin fever and it was still pretty darn cold (and somewhat wet) outside (yes, we’d been out on little trips earlier in the week, but by the evenings he was so full of extra energy I knew we needed to do something bigger to get it all out) I decided to go to Marbles Kids Museum in Raleigh.

Of course it took us SO MUCH LONGER to get out of the house than I had hoped so instead of getting there by 9:45ish we got there at like 10:20ish and I may have had to circle the block because I missed the parking deck on my first go round, in the end we made it and I’m happy to report that Jack had a blast!

Morning at Marbles Kids Museum

Right when you get to the play area there’s a big front part of a city bus for the kids to “drive” and Jack was instantly in love.

Morning at Marbles Kids Museum

He hit up a few other areas, like this car and the barn, before finding…

Morning at Marbles Kids Museum

TRAINS!

Morning at Marbles Kids Museum

I think he could have played there all day. Several groups of kids came and went while Jack played happily with the trains.

Morning at Marbles Kids Museum

I did manage to drag him away on a temporary detour, but before you knew it we were back at the trains.

Morning at Marbles Kids Museum

I tell you what though, one thing that’s SUPER hard about being a parent in public? Not telling other people’s kids to back the heck off when they come up and snatch something up out of your kid’s hand. Especially if that kid is obviously a few years older. Fortunately Jack is extremely laid back and on the few occasions that it happened he instantly moved on to another train to play with, but man did I have to bite my tongue hard.

Anyways, I think we were there for maybe an hour and 15 minutes or so? When he didn’t even doze a little on the car ride home I was worried that he didn’t do enough running around there, but then he took a nap that lasted slightly over 2 hours and I think it totally paid off. (Anything over about an hour and 20 minutes for this kid is a gift.)

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Exhaustion!

So I was originally going to write this post last night, but at around 8:15 when I was debating between writing this “quick post” or going to bed, I opted to go to bed instead. I was beat!

In the morning Jack and I played for a little bit, then went to the mall to ride the train again and play on Scoop and the other ride on toys, it was big fun! Then we came home and had lunch and before we knew it, it was nap time!

What I should have done was take a nap when Jack took a nap.

Instead what I did was vacuum downstairs, (we moved his bedroom upstairs to his “boy boy room” so I feel safe running the vacuum during nap time now), cleaned the downstairs bathrooms, start a load of towels, cooked a pot roast and mashed potatoes for dinner.

I think I’m getting to be too far along for that much crap all in one day. My back was killing me by bedtime and I think I was asleep practically the instant my head hit the pillow! Or at least after it hit the pillow after I got back up to take some tylenol before bed.

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Overheard on the Monitor

Yesterday when I put Jack down for his nap, this is what I heard:

*Sound of Jack rolling and chewing on his blanket, kind of rustling and nomnomnomnomnoming*

*Sudden slightly panicked crying*

About a minute went by as I tried to decide if I should go up there and see if he hurt himself or was just testing me…

“It’s ok! Don’t cry. It’s ok!”

Aww, he’s comforting himself! Cute. I still wondered what happened at this point and then he switched to…

“Did you bite your finger? It’s ok! Did you bite your finger?”

Mystery solved!

Then back to the sound of rolling around, minus the sound of chewing on his blanket.

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Is it Time Yet?

So I’m on the home stretch. Sort of. I mean I realize next month will be the ACTUAL actual home stretch, but I think with 2 months to go I can claim this as the home stretch too, right?

Anyways, I have a list of things I want to do or to have done and I’m not sure what is too soon to do since while I feel like HOME STRETCH there are actually TWO whole months left. Mostly I’m afraid if I do these things now then I’ll run out of things to do in the last month and I’m thinking if my nesting instincts are so strong right now, what will they be doing in a month?

So far my list consists of:

  • Sterilizing bottles/nipples/pacifiers/breast pump stuff
  • Washing baby clothes (which I want desperately to do because THEY’RE SO CUTE but as Jack is still living in the nursery I kind of have no place to put them).
  • Get out bassinet/boppy/carseat/anything else tiny person related.
  • BUY MORE STUFF (I’m not entirely sure what stuff yet, but I know that I would definitely like to buy it).
  • Pack hospital bag.
  • Umm…

You know, this list really seemed longer in my head. So I don’t really remember last time when we started really doing all that stuff, but I feel like it may still be a tad early.

Oh well, if there was more I’m sure I’ll think of it later. Like later tonight while I’m in bed staring at the ceiling unable to sleep due to crazy hormone induced insomnia and sore hips and attempting to sleep propped up to avoid said sore hips. All of this leading up to me being SO GLAD to start only getting 2 hours of sleep at a time because AT LEAST IT WILL BE SLEEP and not just me laying in bed wishing it was sleep, and also all of this pregnancy fun stuff with be a fond memory of “oh it wasn’t so bad” because it’s easy to say that when it’s over.

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Mixed Signals

I don’t think Layne ever actually developed useful signals to let us know when she has to go to the bathroom. Before when I worked it was easy. Nate took her out when he got up, I took her out when I left for work, Nate took her out again when he got home from work and I took her out one last time before bed. Now that I’m home all the time she probably only goes out 3 times per day for the most part, and on those days where maybe it’s been a while since she went out last (like today) she doesn’t do a very good job of letting us know she has to go.

Today we were sitting watching TV and she came out into the living room, and walked back into the bedroom. Then a couple of minutes she came back out and stood in the doorway just watching us. So I figured I’d take a shot. “Layne, do you want to go potty?” and she ran towards the back door and did a circle. I took that for a yes.

Really though, she went NO WHERE NEAR the back door to signal that she had to pee or anything, just the creepy dog staring. After the jumbone incident Nate suggested that maybe we should go back to the bell method we used when she was a puppy (because she also could not tell us she had to potty, instead she used to walk across the living room and just stop in the middle and pee. it was awesome). Basically it was just some bells hung around the door knob that she learned to ding when she had to pee… but I’m kind of worried she’d abuse it. As it is if we’re sleeping and she’s not she doesn’t hesitate to come over and sniff an exposed hand/arm/leg that she can reach in an attempt to lure us out of bed. So in the mean time I guess we’re stuck trying to interpret her creepy dog stares.

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To Minivan or Not to Minivan…

Seriously, that’s the question I’ve been asking myself. It came about sort of suddenly. I was riding in the car last week with Nate and Jack and it suddenly came to me that Jack would need to have his carseat behind me and the infant carseat would have to go behind the passenger side. Currently Jack’s carseat is in the middle and I knew it would have to move I just couldn’t decide where to move it. Then I realized that in order to get both Jack and the baby into the car while it’s in the garage I would have to be able to put the infant seat in from the passenger side since I back in and the driver side is against the wall. There’s no way I could haul the baby seat around the car through the current maze of crap in our garage and get it into the car on the driver side while the car is in the garage.

And it was sort of all downhill from there.

So I started looking at them online (used, because HOLY SNOT new minivans are not cheap, but neither are new Pilots which is why my Pilot wasn’t new either) and they come with all sorts of fun features in the price range I was thinking. Things like DVD, built in Nav, a back up camera, POWER DOORS.. Nothing I really felt I was missing out on, but the fact that the possibility exists out there now makes me kind of excited.

So now I’m sort of back to waffling. I love my car. I’ve loved every car I’ve ever owned. I’ve never gotten a new car because of something I didn’t like about my old car, just because the new car seemed like a cuter, or more practical idea. But I really love my car, and there’s nothing wrong with it, and it’s a Honda so I trust that it will run forever. But what if a minivan would really be the better idea? OR! What if this is just a ridiculous hormonal nesting type of idea that never would have come to me otherwise and after I have the baby (or, like, next year really) when my pregnant woman-new-baby-hormones have settled down, will I still be *excited* about the thought of owning a minivan, or will I be kicking myself for letting me talk me into this? Plus, selling a car is not fun and I’m really not looking forward to that part of it, but this time I really want to get my car sold before I run out and buy a new one because I want to base the price of the new one at least somewhat on the price I get for my car.

Like I said, waffling.

So I think next weekend we’re going to go to a dealership to visit some minivans so that I can at least drive one and see all of the available bells and whistles before I make a final decision. And even then I expect for there to be more waffling. Surprisingly my sister thinks it’s a great idea for me to get a minivan and even though I’m sure she’d never be caught dead owning one, she thinks I’d actually love it. And fortunately Nate is very supportive and thinks that if I want to get one, I can get one, and if I don’t, then I don’t have to, which is very nice of him, and probably smart of him too so I can’t blame him later if I do/don’t get it and live to regret it.

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Just When You Think it Can’t Get Any Worse, it’s Pinkeye

So I don’t know if it was instant karma for ignoring the doctor’s request yesterday, but this morning I woke up with my eye crusted shut. I figured I just slept on my face weird and ignored the redness and burning feeling, assuming it was just from leftover gunk getting in there to aggrivate it.

Two hours later I started to think maybe I was wrong so I called my sister, who is something of an expert on pink eye (I swear she got it 3-4 times one winter a couple of years ago) and she said probably it was actually pink eye. So I called the doctor and left a voicemail and am currently waiting to hear back.

That also means that I did not get to take Jack to see my Grandma, I did not get to take Jack to the park, and I also will not get to take that trip to Target. It’s really a shame too because it’s not too bad outside today and I had hoped to get him out there to run around and climb some.

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A Sinus Infection? Gee Thanks, Santa!

So… Jack has had a LOT of colds over the last few months. A lot. For a couple of months we literally had a new cold every other week. It’s been awesome. Finally we thought we had an extra week off and then Jack developed a mystery fever that lasted just 2 days and somewhat impacted his sleep habits and then it went away and we couldn’t figure out what caused it.. until 3 days later both Nate and I had the worst sore throats and post-nasal drip.

Fast forward to today (it started Saturday, or overnight Friday to Saturday really) and I couldn’t take it any more, surely it’s not a cold any more it has to be a sinus infection so I made an appointment with the doctor. I mean even when I had what I thought was the worst cold ever (that I also caught from Jack.. thanks buddy!) It was only really bad for 2-3 days and then got a little better every day til it was gone (like 1.5 weeks later). This time it’s actually been getting worse. My head hurts at night so much that it wakes me up. I’ve been taking Tylenol, but come on now, that stuff is practically useless as a painkiller. Plus I could seriously go on and on about the snot. It’s really incredible. I’ve never experienced anything like it before in my life. It sucks.

So after consulting WebMD (who usually just tells me it’s a cold and I need to suck it up) it actually backed up my Sinus Infection theory so I scheduled a doctor appointment. The doctor, though, was not impressed. She wrote me a prescription for an antibiotic and recommended that I wait until the weekend to fill it, because it can take a virus up to 7 days before it starts getting better. The good news is that she also said I can take regular mucinex (which of course I had to buy because I only had extra strength mucinex D at the house) and also benadryl which should help me sleep tonight (please oh please let it help me sleep tonight). The better news is that she also gave me the prescription to hold onto until I was sure I needed it which means I got it filled on my way home and took the first dose tonight.

So chances are this doctor isn’t going to call me and drill me about whether I waited to get it filled, but I have to admit I do feel a tad guilty for going ahead with it. Oh well. Time to take a benadryl and head to bed. Wish me luck!

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Let’s Go to the Mall!

So a few months ago my sister told me about how one of the local malls has a little train that drives around it and we’ve been meaning to take Jack to go see it but just never got around to it. I decided that today would finally be that day, so around 11:20 we finally made it to the mall!

I had hoped to get there around 11 when the train started (thank god I looked up the start time online last night because I would have been there at like 10 wondering why it wasn’t running..) but pretty much everything I did that morning took longer than I thought it would (surprise) so we were a tad late.

Anyways, Jack totally loved the train.

At the mall

Once we were in he was a little nervous, “want to get out” he said, but once it started running he decided he was OK with it after all and he had a blast!

At the mall

It did a lap around the (relatively small) mall and then dropped us back off. Fortunately it’s parked close to the “rides” or whatever they are, so we went over there to play next.

At the mall

He was so excited that by the time he got seated in one thing he was just about climbing out of it. Finally he settled into an animal ambulance thing, I put in the money for it, and he promptly climbed back out. So I figured maybe the “ride” aspect of it wasn’t really for him, he could just sit in them. And so he did. Back and forth and back and forth until he finally settled into SCOOP from Bob the Builder, which he LOVES.

At the mall

He loved it so much that he actually let me put money in it and rode in it the whole time. Because it was BOB! And BOB’S HAND! And CAT! And most importantly.. SCOOP!

So we played there until about 10 after noon and then headed home to pick up lunch on the way. Unfortunately about 15 minutes before we got home (I’d noticed he was fading and I was trying to keep him awake) I turned around and saw this.

After the mall

It was too late. No amount of talking, yelling, or leg shaking could wake up him up. Since we were so close to home and it was only 12:20 I figured he’d take a short nap in the car, wake up and have lunch, then play a little bit more before his nap. I would just push his nap back from 1 to 1:30ish or so to give him time to get tired again.

Sadly it did not work. I put him down at 1:30 and he did try really hard to get to sleep, it just never happened. So I left him in the crib to “keep trying” for almost an hour while I did some vacuuming and cleaned the bathroom real quick, then I went and rescued him. (He’s not a big fan of the vacuum lately so I really wanted to get that done while he was otherwise occupied.)

Finally around 3 I took him for a walk hoping that maybe he would doze off, but it didn’t happen. He was in a relatively good mood for most of the afternoon, just a little wired and maybe a little faster to start bawling if he didn’t get his way immediately, as in APPLESAUCE, NOW! But fortunately he was also easy to distract until dinner time.

Then just for kicks I asked him if he wanted a bath. I was sure the answer would be no (it always is) and he ran for the bathroom yelling “bath time!” Just when you think you have it figured out…

So I happily obliged, and into bed he went a few minutes early tonight. I don’t think we heard a peep out of him. That kid was ZONKED! I love it when that happens!

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Why My Dog Will Never Have a Jumbone Again

Aka: Oh Shit. Literally.

That’s right, I gave the dog a jumbone for Christmas. If Gouda was still here I would have known better. I wouldn’t have given her one because I would have known it would tear his stomach up and we would all live to regret it. Without him here I thought I could get her a fun and tasty treat and she’d (temporarily) love it etc etc.

And so she did.

Christmas morning while Jack was opening his gifts (the ones he managed to open before he got tired of opening gifts and just wanted to play with the new toys he’d already opened, dammit) Layne was there shoveling that jumbone as fast as she could chew.

Fast forward to Monday morning, I heard Jack on the monitor so I got up to go pee before going to get him and on my walk to the bathroom I noticed one of Layne’s beds was moved and thought “well that’s weird” and I pushed it back to its home and then went on to the bathroom where I saw a pile of dog crap on the floor.

“Uh-oh,” I thought, and at that point I was really just thankful that she had the good sense to come do it in the bathroom on the easily cleaned up tile floor. So off I went, quietly back out, because Nate was still sleeping and I was going to be nice and let him stay that way, back around to my side of the bed to get my cellphone and then I’d go out to get a plastic bag and some spray to clean that crap up.

And then I stepped in it. That morning Nate quite literally woke up to me saying “oh SHIT” as I realized the dog bed had been moved to cover another pile of crap on the carpet and I had just stepped in it (thank god for socks). So much for letting him sleep in. Points for intent though, right?

So up we got and cleaned up the crap. My sister has my carpet cleaner, but fortunately we have a spot cleaner, little green something or other as a backup and that was enough.

So the moral of this story is “don’t try to do nice things for the dog, she’ll only poop on the floor.” (Not really, I’m sure she felt like crap (haha) and only went on the floor as a last resort and we did feel really sorry for her, but I definitely felt more sorry for me and Nate for having to clean that up.)

The forgotten child
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Spoon Wars

Once upon a time (back in March, according to the video date) Jack started wanting to spoon his own food and I was a smug asshole who thought her precious snowflake was a damn genius, using the spoon all by himself!

Spooning!

Like 3 weeks later he decided that took way to damn long and he went back to letting us feed him.

9 months later I kept hoping he would decide to pick up the spoon on his own again, but his response was always “want mommy do it!” My goal was “before the baby comes” but as that is rapidly approaching I was starting to lose hope.

So Sunday morning we took matters into our own hands and have refused to hold the spoon/fork to feed him ever since. A few (impressive) tantrums and missed snacks later I think we’ve made some progress. This morning he ate his cereal with his fingers (yes there was milk) but he spooned the milk out to drink on his own, dumping off the cereal that happened to climb onto the spoon in the process. Then he asked to watch the fire truck video (off youtube) and I told him not unless he ate some cereal with his spoon.

Never underestimate the power of a youtube firetruck parade apparently, because he actually started scooping up cereal to eat!

Since then he’s eaten applesauce, and two different yogurt snacks (this kid is like a bottomless pit some days) while spooning it for himself. Mostly without spilling, like he’s just had the skills all along and he just didn’t feel like using them. I mean why feed yourself when you have minions to do it for you, amiright?

Spoon Wars
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My Dog Thinks I’m a Moron

I mean, I don’t know what other conclusion to come to…

At target last week I bought the pets their “Christmas presents” (aka: treats for the cats and a jumbone thing for the dog). The bone sat on the kitchen counter in a target bag for an hour or so before I took it upstairs with Layne (still in the target bag) and dropped it off in an unfinished storage space where we keep the pet food (safe away from prying noses and teeth). I also made her a kong and stuck her in the pet room so I could run a few more errands.

When I got home and let her out I found that she had kicked some bag-butt in the pet room while I was gone. In the closet in there I have some plastic grocery bags, stored in a target bag, to scoop the litter box into. The closet doors remain open at all times because we keep no treats in there (on account of the prying noses and teeth, and the best way to convince those teeth that there is nothing interesting in the closet is to prove it with an open-door policy). So basically the only thing I can think of is that she saw that target bag (which is on a hanger, hanging in the closet) and thought that I was dumb enough to hang her jumbone in the closet, in her line of sight and well within her reach.

I am not that dumb, and like 4 defenseless plastic bags had to pay the price for her doubting my intelligence. I’m almost offended that she really thought I was dumb enough to put it in there like that, but it’s really just too funny.

Side Note: I would like to point out what I believe to be a complete lack of ability to use her sense of smell to detect food/treats. If she really used it/knew what she was doing with it, it should have been obvious that there was no bone in there. But it wasn’t. You may think that means that she knew it wasn’t in there and tore the bags up for some other reason but you may be wrong. For example, today I found a cheerio in the middle of the floor in the living room. It had to have been there for at least 3 hours because that’s when Jack finished snacking from the cup that had the cheerios in it, and Layne had DEFINITELY been in and around in there before, during, and after the snacking time period and didn’t notice the cheerio once. I literally had to get on the floor and point it out to her in order for her to find it.

Sometimes I wonder how a dog who is otherwise so smart can possibly also be so dumb.

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Cheddar and Horseradish

So last weekend we were sitting down to lunch and Nate walked over and said “You know, I tried those cheddar and horseradish chips that you bought, but they’re a little weird for me.”

Umm, those WHAT that I bought?!

And then I couldn’t tell.. was he kidding? Because I most certainly did NOT buy cheddar and horseradish chips. Unless the bag of plain chips I bought was actually cheddar and horseradish and after an extremely long period at the store of debating between plain, which we all love, and salt and vinegar, which the pregnant woman loves, I went with the plain. Or so I thought.

But I mean.. surely he was just yanking my chain. I mean who has even heard of cheddar and horseradish chips, right? Who would eat that? It couldn’t be a real flavor.

So after I finished lunch I went to the pantry and had a look and there it was. Cheddar and Horseradish kettle cooked chips. Whoops! And then I tried them and you know, I don’t know that I’ve ever really tasted horseradish before. I’m pretty sure I leave it out of every recipe that calls for it because (a) I don’t have any and (b) it never sounded like something I would like so I never bothered to buy any and let me tell you WHEW those chips are strong. I don’t even know how to describe them. What’s even worse? As much as I don’t really even like them, if they’re out I can’t stop eating them. The flavor is too weird, it just pulls you back in!

So later that night we went to the local Christmas parade with my parents and Meg and her boyfriend Josh and I mentioned the chips. Turns out, Josh likes horseradish! And surprisingly everyone (including Jack) actually really liked the chips! Which, thank goodness, because without other people to eat them they would definitely have gone to waste and then I would have felt bad.

So let this be a lesson: When you spend too long staring a the chips on the shelf and in the end you just grab a bag from the “plain chips” area, double check it! Because you just never know.

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